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CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?
GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die]
۞ name: samuel
۞ alias: strawbz_saintz, strawbz, please don't call me by my name if you don't know me.
۞ pronouns: he/him mostly
۞ identity: loser freak with lots of xenogenders and neopronouns and a complicated sexuality. normal boring answer is transgender male who is aroace
۞ other: autistic, plural in some way or another, taurus, infp, american (get me out pls)
| likes: art, music, writing fanfiction, psychology and criminology, photography, bookbinding, drawing, staying up all night and regretting it later, making little crafts, cosplay, hanging out with my friends, organizing things special interests: gravity falls (six years), psychology (seven years), minecraft (nine years), undertale and deltarune (almost ten years), arts and crafts (my entire life) |
| on a given basis, i am... |
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| watching: alone time for the 167th time. that number is not as much of an overstatement as it sounds. |
| playing: deltarune or project sekai, honami is my daughter |
| creating: oc stuff for toyhouse or more johnmalcolm fanfics |
| ear worm: dirty imbecile by the happy fits ilyyyy <3 |
| favourite characters ! |
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| stanley pines, gravity falls: stan has always been such a personal character to me. i saw a lot of myself in him when i was super young, and he was my first ever special interest in specifically a character. john watkins, prodigal son: even ignoring the fact that he's played by my favorite actor, he's a weirdly well developed character just to be thrown away so fast. i have a whole infodump on him here, read it. mr. (ant) tenna, deltarune: you may be noticing a trend in this list being that i like antagonists who have abandonment issues (yes both stan and tenna are antagonists don't even play with me) and you would be absolutely correct! tenna's so silly though, i love his whimsy and all around loser pathetic behavior. spamton g. spamton, deltarune: yeah i am easily swayed by yaoi how did you know. funny enough i've liked this little freak since he came out and i absolutely swoon over him hehehee,,,,,, i love morally grey sleezy salesmen cmon you shouldnt be surprised. also spamton neo can get it. i thought king candy's cybug form was hot when i first saw it this isnt surprising |
| favourite music ! |
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| the oh hellos: i think this band is most well known for soldier poet king which was a super popular animation meme back in the day but they are so fucking good oh my god the entire dear wormwood album makes me scream and rip my hair out the amazing devil: the amazing devil puts out BANGER after BANGER i'm so serious. listen to farewell wanderlust or drinking song for the socially anxious i love those songs oh my god. mother mother: mother mother is so fucking good i know they're well known as like "2020 alt music" but they're SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. i saw them in concert and i cried it was really awesome ajr: yes they make corny pop music that's why I LIKE IT. also OK ORCHESTRIA is so peak istg i will die on this hill. ajr i love you don't listen to the haters |
| favourite fanfiction ! |
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| speed dating, anonymous: stanley pines x reader, which is already a perk, but it's TRANSMASCULINE READER??????????????? im crying with joy and cradling this fic in my hands like pipis. don't play with me. it's also just a very sweet fic. link is here. in the dark, beetlejoos: malcolm bright whump is absolutely goated. add in the fact of this fic being incredibly well written, insanely in character, AND has some really good tension? i'm in love and i'm reading it over and over again. link is here. interval, somerainmustfall: this fic is creepy and i truly mean CREEPY. heed the tags because this one really is a doozy. i love my wife and his boyfriend that he tortures, and this fic makes my skin crawl everytime. when will it be my turn. link is here. sanctified, kingzephy: my evil wife and his deranged demeanor. it's just nasty spamton neo x reader smut. and i mean NASSSTYYYYY. there's a tag on this fic that says "straight up some seriously genuinely unsafe dangerous rough not safe at all dirty nasty freaky pervert sex" and that is so true. link is here. |
| random favorites ! |
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| food and drink: for food, it would probably be over the stove top ramen or boxed mac and cheese. drinks, probably sparkling water! color: GREEN i love green i love any shade of green give me bright neon desaturated forest green a soft pastel green lime green yellow-green I DON'T CARE i love green actors: michael raymond-james, well known for his role as neal cassidy in the show once upon a time, is so fucking hot i'm not even sorry he's just really pretty and cute. also tom payne, known as jesus in the walking dead, ily thank you for making my love of accents even worse. season: winter! i can't imagine liking summer at all, it's far too hot. i love snow and cold and holidays and everything about winter is awesome :] |
